VERSUS Girl Joanna Mata on the cover of Import Tuner April 2009

by MikeSSw203 on Feb.19, 2009, under Models

Joanna Mata Import Model - Finder’s Keepers

You can tell a lot about a person by the profession they pursue. Lawyers? Slimy leeches who feed off the suffering of others. Oddly enough, their kind gravitate towards owning/driving Nazi sleds. Accountants? Meticulous people who are very much into routine. Their idea of a good time is counting beans. Editors? Well, I don’t even want to go there… Then, there are professions that require those with skill sets of a different kind; altruistic natures and hearts of the big variety. Teachers, counselors and nurses are fields I couldn’t even begin to fathom. Patience is but a virtue and there isn’t enough money in world for me to put up with the stuff they have to–hence the reason I get paid peanuts and work in the pro-bono world of editorial. What about a person who works with the autistic; what does it say about them? For starters, a patience threshold deeper than the Mariana Trench is a must–a caring soul to the likes of Mother Teresa, a hefty plus. Now, what if the person who walks that path also happens to be a model? A smoking hot one, at that? I’d say you just found yourself a keeper.


Working towards her degree as a clinical social worker, Joanna Mata works with autistic children–surprising, considering she’s a former championship-winning cheerleader-turned coach. Of Mexican heritage, although Ms. Mata no habla Espanol worth a damn, she does know how to say mantequilla, and better yet, how to use it. Sitting down with the petite 5′2″ beauty after a long day’s shift, we discuss, in great detail, why her tushy is better than Kim Kardashian’s, how you too can turn your microwave into an instant bonfire, her semi-diabolical plan to beat the house in Vegas, and more importantly, what it takes to get with her. One word of caution: the line starts behind me.

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Source - www.importtuner.com

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